michelleomatic:

bonelessbuffalochicken:

"You’re gonna do great today"

Only positive self-talk from here on out. 

funnuraba:

SHOUTOUT TO CATS FOR GETTING THEIR CLAWS STUCK IN THINGS AND THEN WHEN YOU HELP THEY GET OFFENDED THAT YOU TOUCHED THEIR PAW

(via yowing)

But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain (via feellng)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied, via fxcksyew)